my little sister and her friend said they were going as horses for halloween and i thought they meant that they were gonna wear like tails or whatever and THEN I GET THIS FUCKING PICTURE
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
do u ever just keep ur hand on ur boob
i love this. there’s like no context at all. i assume you’re implying that u keep ur hand on ur crotch, but who knows. ur just saying crotch. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying yes. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying “lol”. who knows. crotch.
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool